Nutria Solution

Anyone who has ever spent an extended period of time in Louisiana knows about our Nutria problem. Imagine the biggest, fattest rat you had ever seen. Give that fat rat a stubby tail, no natural predators, and loose him in the swamps to be fruitful and multiply and you have yourself a Nutria. The government actually pays for the carcasses. One of the Sig’s uncles takes them up on this offer and often goes out and hunts them. This weirds me out a bit since he keeps one Nutria as a pet. The Nutria’s name is Newt, and my son just thinks he is the coolest thing since chicken mc’nuggets. The uncle in question, we think killed Newt's mother and then felt bad, but he found him as a baby so he took it home to raise it as his own. Newt is kind of like a cat except his favorite past time is spent playing in his fountain. He’s the safest freggin Nutria in the country, he even has his own vet! However, Newt a side, these little fuzz balls are becoming a real problem, and in exception to the price that has been put on their heads little else is being done. So I have come up with a solution! Chihuahuas. Yes that is right, Chihuahuas. Chihuahuas were originally bred as a form of hunting dog in Chihuahua. They know no fear, and believe it or not they can be pretty vicious when they want to be. Tinkerbelle has just given them all such a bad rap! Anyway, what we need to do is turn packs of Chihuahuas loose in the swaps to hunt the Nutria. Just imagine it, wild packs of Chihuahuas running loose in the swamps of Louisiana. We could even give them their own little nick name. Gator Snack Packs.