Merry F*cking Christmas

Who is it out there that is directly responsible for the car snafoos that are going to end up causing me to commit murder? It's bad enough that I have to deal with these car morons the rest of the year but it seems like everyone loses their damn mind in a vehicle around the holidays! s/Yeah, the faster you drive the faster Christmas comes! Thank God you figured that out! You're so smart!/s Right and the more you weave in and out of traffic it might help shake loose that reindeer that's up your butt! Let's remember people when we're driving in to our offices or respective jobs in the morning and we all have to deal with the stupid traffic not to be jerks. In the long run it might, and I really mean MIGHT, save you a few minutes drive time, but more likely it's going to cause some sort of injury. Either by a wreck or by someone like me following your ass like the most hard core stalker, waiting until you stop and then wishing you a Merry F*cking Christmas! Peace on earth people, good will towards men...don't ruin the Christmas dream by causing me to go postal.

On to a happier note...
My family became the proud harborers of a Yorkie last night. My parents run a kennel and one of their house dogs has come to stay with us for the time being, but it was pretty clear this morning that this could easily turn in to a permanent situation. She's a pretty cool little dog though, and my son is thrilled. So welcome to the family Boo, you join a pack of 3 humans, two gerbils, and Gorf the Almighty African clod frog. And if I say so myself, she's a pretty great family Christmas present!
How many of you out there are as excited I am about Christmas? I think the most exciting part this year (personally) will be my moms face when she opens her gift. The sig and I managed to acquire a very hard to find 'something' that my mom has been trying to get her hands on for a few years now! Then there is always the excitement about seeing Little Man's face as he runs down stairs to find all the loot Santa left for him. I think I did pretty well by the sig (significant other) this year as well, but it will be nice to see. Present wise I feel like everyone will be very happy with what we got for them this year, and that makes running that person down in the mall parking lot all worth it! Now to be a little greedy, because I'm sure you are all saying to yourselves, 'But Wickkett, what is it you want?' Easy answer...Wii me!
The front will remain quiet until Wednesday, until then I'll be drinking eggnog until I vomit! Happy Christmas!