TMI

I was talking to my mother this morning while I was getting ready for work, and we were having a debate about a certain bartender we have both seen. There was a lot of back and forth that finally ended with me saying, "Look I know for a fact that he isn't gay!" My mother then proceeded to ask me if I had slept with afore mentioned bartender. Much to my own disappointment the answer was no, but I know someone who has. As if this conversation wasn't special enough it continued...

Mom- Oh good, learn from my mistakes.

Me- You slept with the bartender?

Mom- No! He's a puppy!!! No, but I've slept with far too many bartenders.

Me- Okaaaaay. Well, bartenders are fun.

Mom- And too many band guys.

Me- Well, band guys are fun too. You shouldn't try to make them anything more then a good time though.

Mom- I've had a lot of good times.

(I pause slightly horrified)

Me- Okaaaay

Mom- Do you know I don't have a clue how many people I've slept with or what their names were. Learn from my mistakes.

Me- Yeah, I know all of the names and the number, and it isn't that high.

Mom- Good! Considering I've been married for most of my adult life and I never cheated I guess that says something.

Me- (Awkward silence) Ummm... I guess

Mom- Yeah, it say's that I'm really busy when I'm single! In fact right now is the least busy I've ever been and that's because I'm old!!!

Me- I thought you had a date this weekend.

Mom- Yeah, but that's with this band guy.

Me- Well, it should be a good time at least.

This is what happens when you become friends with your children...your conversations become posts.