I have decided that there is a mummifying body in a neighborhood next to mine. Why else would the person who occupied it leave a 9ft wire light up snow man up for so long? I think I need to scope out the house and see if there is any activity coming or going, if not I'm sooo calling the cops! I refuse to be that person that is on the news saying things like "Well, we just thought Jeff went on vacation." Actually I would not be interviewed, I would refuse. Has anyone ever seen an interview with a person that lives in a southern state, it doesn't matter how educated you are they are either going to make you sound inbred or in the case of the Weather Channel actually go out and find the family in Deliverance. Yeah, we do not all live in trailers that get blown away by tornadoes while we play the banjo and fornicate with our sister. Don't believe the weather channel, they lie! I do think that I need to ask the cops to investigate this house though. If the guys not dead perhaps they can write him a ticket for being lazy and ridiculously tacky.
I have been on vacation which is my excuse for not posting in a week.
I will also be moving soon, I am not one to post where I live because of the monkeys. Yeah, I know about the monkeys...you thought you had me fooled, but I know. I hate moving though, especially when it is a big move and there are animals involved and I think our house comes close to qualifying as a zoo. Which speaking of animals our female gerbils had babies, I think someone lied to me.
In the news today-
It looks like Anna's boyfriend is going to get away with murder. Sorry, Anna, someone failed you.
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About Me
- Wickkett
- I'm generally a happy person, but constantly sarcastic. It was cultivated as a survival skill in my family like a very wicked sword. Most people do not know how to take me due to my sarcasim and my utter bluntness. I am the parent of one, and I am happily divorced. I enjoy comedy, any kind of comedy really, but my favorite is the rare dark intelligent comedy. I love to read and I will read almost anything I can lay my greedy paws on, but I do have my favorite authors. I refuse to list them. My favorite past times are spending time with my family, reading, writing, fencing, and then there is the ever present desire to do something artistic. Paint, play music, sculpt, I like to feel artistically challenged. I love listening to music, and I have a very broad collection. I'm also a gamer. Let's give it up for the video game generation!
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